A Series of Heartfelt Letters, "Clever Girl Goes Blog" Style

Dear Maternal Unit,

Just because I am a teenage male does not mean I think solely with the WRONG HEAD.

Sincerely,

Your Boyfriend-deprived child.

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Dear Apple,

You suck. Like, really hardcore. I was talking about you with a Best Buy worker yesterday and apparently only iTunes would work on a Mac computer. Egotistical much? Especially considering your software SUCKS.

Sincerely,

Someone who just got a sexy new 120 gig Zune.

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Dear New Zune,

I love you dearly, and with your 30,000 song capacity, I'll never run out of space. However, that does not excuse you from keeping me up until the wee hours of the night, cramming music onto your slow-moving software.

Not that I'm complaining.

You run way better than Apple.

Sincerely,

Your ecstatic owner.

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Dear Grandmother,

Thank you SO SO SO SO SO MUCH FOR THE WAYYY EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT :DDDD

In case you didn't put two and two together, that would be my ZUNE

Much love,

Your... grandson? Duh.

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Dear Jackson Blanton Photographers,

It would be incredibly appreciated if you would put my senior pictures on your website already so they could be ordered, plus plastered all over Blogger/Twitter/Facebook.

Sincerely,

Someone who didn't look half bad in the pictures you took.

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((Clever Girl Goes Blog <3Tia))