Saturday, November 15, 2008

Partayy in the Hiz-ousseeeee

So my friend Kara celebrated her sixteenth birthday tonight. I'll start off by saying her house is absolutely ENORMOUS. Iloveit.

But tonight was one of the best of my life. Aside from a few self confidence issues, it was amazing. There were like, twenty people there. Half of us danced for quite a while - including my lesbian friend Rosie, her man candy Jonathan, the birthday girl herself - Kara - her friend Erika, and my friend Mae. Yeahh it was fun. Freakdancing with girls when you're gay is like... not as awkward as you'd think :P

I KISSED A GIRL.
AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT.

Hahaha.
I don't think she liked it either. It was Rosie, and since she's a lesbian... so yeahhh.

And then we all played truth or dare. We all meaning me, Kara, Mae, Rosie, Jonathan, this guy Michael, and Erika. Kara got dared first to give Jonathan a lapdance and he's quite attractive so yeah :P That was interesting. Then she asked me if I'd do Jonathan and I said yes XD Then I dared Mae to french kiss Kara. I must say, that was hot :P Then Mae dared Michael to do something... it wasn't that exciting. Then Michael dared Jonathan to either:
A) Shake his crotch (wearing only boxers) in Rosie's face or
B) Make his best orgasm sound.
He picked the second one, but he was really shy, so Mae was like "someone should do it first... Joey?" So I did and everyone died laughing. Then someone bent his fingers back because apparently, whatever noise you make when someone bends your fingers back is your sex sound, and it was like "Ouch!" Haha.
Then he asked Erika if she looked at porn and she said yeah, but she doesn't really get to, because her parents are always home XD.
Then she asked me if I ever had sex with a boy and I said no and she asked if I knew how and I was all "UM YES?!" ahhahaha.
Then I dared Rosie to flash everyone, but granted her permission to keep her bra on :P
And then everyone started to leave =[
BUT IT WAS FUN!!

~J*~

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